倒霉的就是(然后呢)他掉到了河里
What happened to him was he fell into the river
他打开的是一封信
What he die was open the letter
你可以猜猜他当时的感觉
You can guess what he felt like
你想他会怎么做?
What do you think he did
然后你知道他干了吗?
And then do you know what he did
你根本无法想象，下面发生了什么事情
You’ll never guess what happened next
当他……想想我的惊讶吧
Imagine my surprise when he
